Gullible Is Written On The Celling

Dear Tee-El Bo Bee-El,

Remember that one time I told you that the ashes that they use to put a cross on your forehead on Ash Wednesday were human ashes? And then your Mom (Karebear) told you that they keep them in an urn in the main office?

Right.

Well.

Those were lies.

You made it too easy. You're just too sweet to question. Thanks for the laugh.

Love,

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